Be the weird guy.

You are now the weird guy. You should rephrase-it's not YOUR bathroom, actually. Just that of the guy you rent from and have met once for ten minutes in an exchange of Cold Hard Cash. You split your time 90/10 between here and bumfuck nowhere, NY. You never liked it much, for a plethora of reasons. Gun to your head, you probably couldn't detail more than 5 memories of the place. You do have shit memory, you guess.

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